FOUND: Transcript in a bottle

This is a transcript which I found washed up on the beach in a glass bottle. It is for an Actual Play which - as far as my research can discover - never took place, in which the very human players appear to be playing a game that doesn't exist.

Apparently non-existent maps, music, promotional dice and channel sponsors are all mentioned throughout.

Around 30 well known creatives in the TTRPG community have claimed on bluesky to have taken part in this non existent AP - several of them all claiming to have voiced the same character, and at least one of them claiming to have voiced everyone in the recording. However no recording exists, neither does the game, or any of the products mentioned throughout.

Alleged cast and crew: 

@bennewbon.itch.io @gothhoblin.me  @thogreer.bsky.social   @vickaruscica.bsky.social @dorianblackwood.bsky.social @jayeeis.bsky.social @babayaga.quest @nickjustageek @takesofmythandmayhem.com @shawkgames.bsky.social@gamesinabunker.bsky.social @gorepunk.itch.io @comradebubbles.bsky.social @monsata.bsky.social @callmemav.bsky.social @dorklordcanada.bsky.social @plusoneexp.bsky.social @lawlessvictory.bsky.social @queerwizard.co.uk @thebeardedhalfling.bsky.social @exstasisgames.bsky.social @jenbles.bsky.social @veilsedgegames.bsky.social@acecasinova.bsky.social @inbee.bsky.social @rufflejax.bsky.social @lizardscast.bsky.social @meamdal.myatprotol.social

See review by @ragepandapajamas.bsky.social here: (redacted)

Download the music soundtrack by @valerynorth.bsky.social here: (redacted)

Download the map used in episodes 23 and 42 by @nickjustageek here: (redacted)

Quote code: BANISHTHEFOURS at @certifydmilkboy,bsky.social for your promotional discount on their D20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 dice used on the stream.

Quote code: BEAVERBALLS at @casicaviar.bsky.social to grab your hot balls now!

Quote code: H2WOOOAH! at @dorianblackwood.bsky.social

Link to purchase This System: (redacted)

Link to git hub sigil repository: (redacted)

I submit this transcript here, free for all to view and decide for yourselves what is going on. If you have any additional information, I encourage you to submit it here as well, or to @ me on bluesky ( pennyblake.bsky.social ) 

If you were a member of the cast or crew and I've missed you off the list, please comment below or @ me on bluesky and I will add you.